Grasshopper's feeling his oats

A quick little amusing story. Grasshopper was getting ready for bed last night and didn't want to listen to directions from the Wife. So he says, "Leave me alone or I'll use my karate on you!"

I asked him to recite his student creed, the third point of which states something to the effect: I intend to use what I learn only in a defensive manner and not to hurt other people. Once he got to that part he was like "Oh, yeah."

I think the Wife and I are going to have to take up karate to keep from getting beat up by our kid. And Maverick is going to be in a world of hurt soon if he keeps trying to boss Grasshopper around. Move over David Carradine, Grasshopper is going to take over the world soon.


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