Overseen and overheard


The Wife and I were walking the dog yesterday. As we passed by a neighbor's house, we saw him take out his leaf blower. As the Wife began to mention how much she hates those things, the gentleman proceeds to start drying his car with it. And took longer than if he'd just used a good shammie.


We picked up Maverick from golf today. The Wife asks him:

"What you got in your pockets?"

His response: "My balls." As the Wife covers her mouth and turns to snicker he then says: "My GOLF balls."


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