Bedtime conversations

Scene: In bed last night, my hand resting on the Wife's side while drifting off to sleep

Wife: Have you ever considered washing your hands with cold water before going to bed?

Me: No, why?

Wife: You're hands are too hot.

Me: Will I get more sex if I do?

Wife: (shrug)

Me: Shall I go wash them now?

Wife: No.


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