If any of you have been paying attention to the news, you probably heard the Elliot Spitzer, Governor of my illustrious state of New York, will very likely resign tomorrow. It appears he was caught in a federal investigation into a prostitution ring. Mr. Spitzer (not the most handsome man I've seen) determined that his smoking hot wife was not as desirable as a $5500/hour hooker. It now appears he's spent close to $80.000 over the last six to ten years to pay for sex.

My question is this: how big of a loser do you have to be such that you're a powerful politician and you have to PAY for your sex. And not only pay for it, but pay STUPID amounts of money?

The answer is: that big of a loser.

Mind you, the Wife and I are bleeding heart liberals and voted for this fool. When he was running, he looked good as a candidate, certainly better than the Republican running. However, after he was elected, we soon began to suspect that this guy was making a mess of things. Did you hear about his plan to give illegal aliens driver's licenses? Of all the possible good things you could try to do for illegals, driver's licenses? What the fuck was that all about? And how many illegal aliens would be dumb enough to get one? But I digress.

Assuming he resigns, then the Lieutenant Governer would take over the top job and the leader of the State Senate will become LT. Governor. What does this mean in practical terms? It means a legally blind black man (Democrat) will become Governor and a high ranking Republican will become Lt. Governor. As the Wife put it, the blind leading the "blind". Assuming this happens, it will be interesting times in good old NYS.

Stay tuned, little ones, we may be in for a bumpy ride.


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